what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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destiny

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women's rights

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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So does Blake

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Anti Joke

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