What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

gabbi nunez ;)

How come anti jokes r funny

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

black chicken. kfc

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Donald Trump

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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