Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

A French man gets into a fight

black chicken. kfc

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

gabbi nunez ;)

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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