- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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