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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Guess what? Holocaust

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

You have friends

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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