- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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