- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

My name is Harry.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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