why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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