I'm a champion. I do what I want.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

rocky is here again.......................

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Poop swing

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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