- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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