Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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