a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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