- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

No your aunties a joke

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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