- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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