What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Queens Park rangers

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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destiny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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