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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Your dads dead. lol

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