- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

can you touch your toes? no

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

wael.. nuff said

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

WOw you have no life

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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