A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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