- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What does two plus two equal? 4

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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