- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

kesha is a virgin.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

I think everybody should have a penis.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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