Nickelback.

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I am dyslexic

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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tom pauling

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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world peace

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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