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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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