- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

A blonde walked into a bar.

roses are red. violets are violet...

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

women rights

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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