What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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