What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

all your base are belong to mark

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Your existance.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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