- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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