The Game.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

stuarts mum

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

My three children are three big mistakes.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

penis?

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

MySpace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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