Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Anti Joke

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