Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

politically correct!

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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