- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Replacement Referees

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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