how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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