Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Y u do dis?

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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