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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

kesha is a virgin.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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