How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

I am dyslexic

Knock Know! Come in!

Nickelback.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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