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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Refrigerator

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

your life

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Donald Trump

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Poop.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

I've got a dig bick

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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