- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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