How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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