Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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