Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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more chocolate?

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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