- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Jesus was born and rased a jew

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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