- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

You will not press the like button.

Knock knock open

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

wots brown and smells like shite shite

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

hashtags suck balls

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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