Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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everybody loves raymond

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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