- Anti Joke

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Vagina.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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