Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Asians

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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who is awesome? no one...

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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