- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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