- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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