Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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hey, my names mark.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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