What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Queens Park rangers

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Women's rights

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Tony Romo

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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women's rights

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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