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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

5 people are walking

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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