- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

A man killed himself.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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