Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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