- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

race-car = rac-ecar

whats the best thing about polio...death

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

butt sex

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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