If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What does two plus two equal? 4

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Ian's mind Elevator music

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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