- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Church.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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