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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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jibby jobby

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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