- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

religion

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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