- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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