- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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