A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

James Patrick Campbell

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Alex Gedrose.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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