Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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I'm gay.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Replacement Referees

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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