How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Ain't idn't a word.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

cancer

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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