- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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