- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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