Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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there was once a jew

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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I have aids

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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I shot a bitch.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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