whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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