Women's rights

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

women's rights

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

So does Blake

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Y u do dis?

You tell me. I have amnesia.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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