What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

womens rights

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

irish man drinking john smiths

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

An Asian with a big dick.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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