What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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