- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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