why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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