- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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