- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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