You idiot.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Youre mom is so dead...

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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