- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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