How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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long in the tooth!

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Queens Park rangers

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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