A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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tim has no humor

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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